Friday, March 21, 2008

Funny stuff


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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene When making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned on my clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on thetable, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that Iwas in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning,cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it." Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

2 comments:

The Feathered Nest said...

OMGoodness!!!!!!!!! Only that could happen to a mom!!!!! This will be a story to tell, my friend....so very sparklie you are!! xxoo, Dawn

My Vintage Studio said...

I read your blog this evening since you entered my monthly give awaY...I know you must have been so embarrassed, but it made me laugh. Sorry, din't mean to offend you but that story will be one you can tell your duaghter when she is older. You will both laught so hard I am sure!
Huys, Sharon